| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Bacardi Breezer | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| D | Cristóvão Champalimaud | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) |  |
| D | Red Rummy | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Brahms Liszt | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Mad Dog Thunderbird | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) |  |
| M | Comfortably Numb | 6 | +3.00 (50.00%) | |
| M | Smokey Eye | 6 | +3.00 (50.00%) | |
| M | Absinthe Demon | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Lager Lingus | 4 | +2.00 (50.00%) | |
| S | Oliver Reed | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Albert Talankin | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| R | Murphy McGuiness | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 6.42 | +13.00 (16.88%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Henri Paulin | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Edward Woodwood | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Randy Ponce | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Red Rooster | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Gene Tonic | D | |
|
+1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Harry Greaves | M |
| -2.00 (-28.57%) | 7 | Zed Quackers | M | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Danny Jo Armstrong | M | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Frank van Hanktank | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Hooty Longbottom | M | |
| +1.00 (33.33%) | 3 | Julian Mata | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Eddie Smashcrab | R | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Perry Mayall | R | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Baloo Wray | R |
| +1.00 (1.19%) | 6.00 |