| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Peng Wynne | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Sir Dunkalot | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Lionel Richtie | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Philip Michael Hunt | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Rob Iam | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Ronald Eeno | 9 | -2.00 (-22.22%) |  |
| M | Jasper Cake | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| M | Colonel Custard | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) |  |
| M | Stuart Farquar | 8 | -2.00 (-25.00%) | |
| S | Gary Baldy | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| S | Murray Mince | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Jonjo Jones | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| R | Taffy O’Jones | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.23 | +8.00 (8.51%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Ginger McCain | K | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Estêvão Andrade | D | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Gareth Staunton | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Jasper Greenwood | D | |
| -1.00 (-33.33%) | 3 | Luther Bush | D | |
| -3.00 (-30.00%) | 10 | Ginger Baker | M | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Will Lani | M | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Squirrel Nutkin | M | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Leo Bray | M | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Jayden Beeney | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Linford Carrick | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Franco Filletti | R | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Ginger Rogers | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Lucas Garrard | R | |
| -6.00 (-7.14%) | 6.00 |