| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Mitchell Crichton | 8 | -2.00 (-25.00%) | |
| D | Eddy Ellender | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| D | Ardashes Panosian | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Mikey Hore | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) |  |
| D | Vinnie Burnham | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Austin Summerbell | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| M | Scottie Finch | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Stavros Konstantopoulos | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Jalen Almond | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| S | Agostinho Boa Morte | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| S | Horner Jowitt | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Jimmy Sheridan | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| R | Walt Weston | 5 | +2.00 (40.00%) | |
| 8.54 | +15.00 (13.51%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Greebo Ogg | K | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Nobby Nobbs | D | |
|
+1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Carrot Ironfoundersson | D |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Reg Shoe | D | |
| -5.00 (-41.67%) | 12 | Havelock Vetinari | M | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Arnold Sideways | M |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Duck Man | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Jonathan Teatime | M | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Amazing Maurice | M |
|
+1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Marco Pastrami | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Satchelmouth Lemon | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | The Librarian | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 3 | Moist von Lipwig | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 3 | Beau Nidle | R | |
| -5.00 (-5.10%) | 7.00 |