| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Alan Johnson | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Toni Nextdoor | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| D | Nancy America | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Big Suze | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| M | Football Related Fred | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) |  |
| M | Mark Corrigan | 10 | -3.00 (-30.00%) | |
| M | Super Hans | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) |  |
| M | Stefan Strauss | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Eron Roca | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Fucking Hell Frankel | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| S | Fine Ass Elena | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| R | Reginald Wenton | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Bernard Staunton | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| R | Rio Beasley | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.29 | +14.00 (13.73%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Andre Arendse | K | |
| -1.00 (-9.09%) | 11 | Sizwe Motaung | D | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | David Nyati | D | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Bonghani Khumalo | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Lucas Radebe | D | |
| -3.00 (-27.27%) | 11 | Jabu Pule | M | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | John Shoes Moshoe | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Tsimpiwe Tshabalala | M | |
| +2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Eric Tinkler | M | |
| +2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Sibusiso Zuma | M | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Jambo Numbernine | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Phil Masinga | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Ezeoha Kanu | R | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Steve Lekolea | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8.07 |