| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Toot Bump | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) | |
| D | Harry Nielsen | 12 | +4.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Urijah Faber | 11 | +4.00 (36.36%) | |
| D | Pee Wee Herman | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| M | Ryan Kirkland | 11 | -2.00 (-18.18%) | |
| M | Brock Lesnar | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| M | Derek Llambias | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| M | Mike Ashley | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) |  |
| M | Princess Jodz | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Koko B Ware | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| S | Rodney Marsh | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) |  |
| R | Hatem Ben Arfa | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| R | Pele Barraza | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Gary Leeson | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.71 | +17.00 (13.93%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Marc Besleagã | K | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Gay Pierced | D | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | John Emonem | D | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Valfrid Alverö | D | |
| -2.00 (-18.18%) | 11 | Weeny Big | M | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Cameron MacClean | M | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Carrot Top | M | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Yousef Andrawes | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Chun Gan | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Ciprian Ispir | S | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Don Sedgewick | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Adrian Sawyer | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Vitor Cafu | R | |
| +2.00 (1.74%) | 8.85 |