| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Justin Lee Collins | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) | |
| D | Who Ate Adamsandler | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) |  |
| D | Tom Havercrotch | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| D | Captain Charisma | 9 | +4.00 (44.44%) | |
| D | Hardcorephysco Wez | 6 | +3.00 (50.00%) | |
| M | Jambags Andthe Gladrags | 11 | +4.00 (36.36%) | |
| M | Old Cunt Malcy | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| M | Sticky Shivy | 10 | +4.00 (40.00%) | |
| M | Daisy Does Dallas Ii | 9 | +4.00 (44.44%) |  |
| M | Malcy Malcysson | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| S | Alan Sugar | 11 | -1.00 (-9.09%) | |
| R | Pooper Bear | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 9.75 | +29.00 (24.79%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Earl Rhys | K | |
| -1.00 (-7.14%) | 14 | Tyson Baker | D | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Urban Wiström | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Owen Cook | D | |
| +2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Ray Romano | M | |
| +2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Owen Cambell | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Ergün Türk | M | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Niels Peter Bøgvík | M | |
|
+2.00 (50.00%) | 4 | Cletus Adjuru | M |
|
+2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Vicente Isidro | S |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Matthias Svensson | S | |
| -1.00 (-7.69%) | 13 | Trpko Trpkovic | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Neo Staunton | R | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Sverri Krog | R | |
| +7.00 (5.30%) | 9.43 |