| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Pepe Reina | 18 | +4.00 (22.22%) | |
| D | Gareth Bale | 13 | +5.00 (38.46%) | |
| D | Giorgio Chiellini | 12 | +5.00 (41.67%) | |
| D | Jose Enrique | 6 | +3.00 (50.00%) | |
| M | Raul Meireles | 14 | +5.00 (35.71%) |  |
| M | Joe Cole | 13 | +1.00 (7.69%) | |
| M | Charlie Adam | 11 | +5.00 (45.45%) |  |
| M | Steven Gerrard | 11 | +5.00 (45.45%) | |
| M | Dirk Kuyt | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| S | Fabio Borini | 14 | +4.00 (28.57%) | |
| S | Craig Bellamy | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| R | Andy Carroll | 13 | +1.00 (7.69%) | |
| R | Martin Škrtel | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| 11.38 | +44.00 (29.73%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Flash Gordon | K | |
| +2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Bobby Ball | D | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Jasper Carrot | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Howie Canham | D | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Gary Brennan | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Big Busted Wench | D | |
| +1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Prince Will | M | |
| -4.00 (-33.33%) | 12 | James Bond | M | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Eddie Izzard | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Captain Jack Spanner | M | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Top Gun | S | |
| +1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Jon Rambo | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Call Me Maverick | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Max Power | R | |
| +3.00 (2.46%) | 8.71 |