| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Alan Johnson | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| D | Toni Nextdoor | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Nancy America | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Aryan Daryl | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Football Related Fred | 10 | -3.00 (-30.00%) | |
| M | Mark Corrigan | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| M | Super Hans | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| M | Reginald Wenton | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| M | Stefan Strauss | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| S | Fucking Hell Frankel | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| S | Strapon Michelle | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.45 | -7.00 (-8.54%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Wez Speltwithaz | K | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Cameron Narraway | D | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Papas Mybitch | D | |
|
+2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Abusive Jeff | D |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Vernon Bent | D | |
|
+2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Charismatic Jambags | M |
|
-1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Carlos Robinho | M |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Notplayin Forjayayever | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Tampon Dyer | M | |
|
+1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Dyers Fit Cousin | M |
| -4.00 (-33.33%) | 12 | Wez Thomas | S | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Shivs Spunkbucket | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Mymate Jambags | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Floris Wielink | R | |
| +3.00 (2.59%) | 8.29 |