| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Wez Speltwithaz | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| D | Cameron Narraway | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Shivs Spunkbucket | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Abusive Jeff | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Charismatic Jambags | 11 | -3.00 (-27.27%) | |
| M | Carlos Robinho | 10 | -2.00 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Notplayin Forjayayever | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | Tampon Dyer | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Dyers Fit Cousin | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| S | Wez Thomas | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| S | Floris Wielink | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Mymate Jambags | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Vernon Bent | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.23 | +1.00 (0.93%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Toot Bump | K | |
| +2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Harry Nielsen | D | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Urijah Faber | D | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Richard Keys | D | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Pee Wee Herman | D | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Brock Lesnar | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Ryan Kirkland | M | |
 |
+2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Derek Llambias | M |
|
+2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Mike Ashley | M |
 |
+2.00 (40.00%) | 5 | Princess Jodz | M |
|
-1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Koko B Ware | S |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Pele Barraza | R | |
| +13.00 (12.04%) | 9.00 |