| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | John Osborne | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Keith Newton | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Ed Stokoe | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Gary Ablett | 7 | +3.00 (42.86%) | |
| D | Giacinto Facchetti | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Billy Bremner | 10 | +4.00 (40.00%) |  |
| M | Johnny Haynes | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| M | Keith Weller | 8 | +4.00 (50.00%) | |
| M | Ian Porterfield | 6 | +5.00 (83.33%) | |
| S | Ferenc Puskas | 9 | +5.00 (55.56%) | |
| S | Alan Suddick | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Cyril Knowles | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| 8.08 | +29.00 (29.90%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-9.09%) | 11 | Naked Jeff | K | |
| +2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Captain Fishfingers | D | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | John Terry | D | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Fucking Skillz | D | |
|
+1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Frank Lampard | M |
| -3.00 (-30.00%) | 10 | Cristiano Messi | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Juan Mata | M | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Miguel Afonso | M | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Florent Malouda | M | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Marc-Vivien Bitangane | S | |
|
+2.00 (40.00%) | 5 | Robin van Ronaldo | S |
| +2.00 (2.20%) | 8.27 |