| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Cock Block | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| D | Branislav Ivanovic | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| D | Captain Fishfingers | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| D | John Terry | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Fucking Skillz | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Ryan Bertrand | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Frank Lampard | 12 | -3.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Cristiano Messi | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| M | Miguel Afonso | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| S | Marc-Vivien Bitangane | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Lionel Pelé | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| R | Diego Maradona | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.83 | +11.00 (11.70%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Diego Cavalieri | K | |
| +3.00 (27.27%) | 11 | Martin Skrtel | D | |
| +3.00 (27.27%) | 11 | Sebastian Coates | D | |
 |
+3.00 (27.27%) | 11 | Andre Wisdom | D |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Martin Kelly | D | |
 |
+1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Graeme Souness | M |
|
+2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Xabi Alonso | M |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Jay Spearing | M | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Stewart Downing | M | |
| +2.00 (50.00%) | 4 | Raheem Sterling | M | |
|
+2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Luis Suarez | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Dani Pacheco | R | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Glen Johnson | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Adriano Trenta | R | |
| +20.00 (16.26%) | 8.79 |