| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Diego Cavalieri | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| D | Martin Skrtel | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| D | Andre Wisdom | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| D | Sebastian Coates | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| D | Martin Kelly | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| M | Graeme Souness | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| M | Xabi Alonso | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| M | Jay Spearing | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| M | Jordan Henderson | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) |  |
| S | Dani Pacheco | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| S | Lionel Messi | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| R | Glen Johnson | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| R | Joe Allen | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 9.00 | +20.00 (17.09%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-18.18%) | 11 | Naked Jeff | K | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Branislav Ivanovic | D | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Captain Fishfingers | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | John Terry | D | |
| +2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Fucking Skillz | D | |
| -1.00 (-8.33%) | 12 | Frank Lampard | M | |
| -3.00 (-30.00%) | 10 | Cristiano Messi | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Juan Mata | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Miguel Afonso | M | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Florent Malouda | M | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Robin van Ronaldo | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Marc-Vivien Bitangane | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Diego Maradona | R | |
| -5.00 (-4.67%) | 8.23 |