| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Justin Lee Collins | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Who Ate Adamsandler | 12 | -3.00 (-25.00%) | |
| D | Captain Charisma | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) |  |
| D | Iain Dyer Ear | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Tom Havercrotch | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) |  |
| M | Quitter Jambags | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| M | Old Cunt Malcy | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| M | The Wezmoister | 10 | +4.00 (40.00%) | |
| M | Jambags Andthe Gladrags | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| M | Daisy Does Dallas Ii | 8 | +4.00 (50.00%) | |
| S | Pooper Bear | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| R | Alan Sugar | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| R | Charlie Bejjita Adam | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Cock Of North | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 9.14 | +23.00 (17.97%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Phil McAvity | K | |
|
+1.00 (7.69%) | 13 | Raymond Stantz | D |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Buster Cherry | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Jean Dudan | D | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Raul Chipre | D | |
| +1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Lachlan Torrance | M | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Derrick Gison | M | |
|
+1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Amado Paranhos | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Axe Wound | M | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Brent Bruso | S | |
|
+1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Helmuth Janson | S |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Zac Horrocks | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Taylor Blackwood | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Brian Kox | R | |
| +5.00 (3.97%) | 9.00 |