| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Rbjayb Jayjay Rbjayb | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Who Ate Adamsandler | 12 | +3.00 (25.00%) |  |
| D | Iain Dyer Ear | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Tom Havercrotch | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Captain Charisma | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| M | Quitter Jambags | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| M | Old Cunt Malcy | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| M | Jambags Andthe Gladrags | 10 | +4.00 (40.00%) | |
| M | Daisy Does Dallas Ii | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Malcy Malcysson | 7 | +4.00 (57.14%) | |
| S | Pooper Bear | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| R | Alan Sugar | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) |  |
| R | Sticky Shivy | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| R | Cock Of North | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.86 | +31.00 (25.00%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Juan Pablo Jil | K | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Back Of The Net | D | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Big Matty Elliott | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Gerry Gerry Gerry | D | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Joris Karnebeek | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Anders Buregård | D | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Darren Sicknote Anderton | M | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Karma Chameleon | M | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Andy Costello | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Stupidity Personified | M | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Gerhard Palmström | S | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Emile Heskey | R | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Andy King | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Stevie Walsh | R | |
| +11.00 (10.09%) | 7.79 |