| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Shaun Rowett | 13 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Manfred Hausmann | 13 | +3.00 (23.08%) | |
| D | Jayjay McLovin | 12 | +4.00 (33.33%) |  |
| D | Borat Sagdiyev | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| D | Filbert Archibald | 4 | +2.00 (50.00%) | |
| M | Indiana Jones | 13 | +1.00 (7.69%) |  |
| M | Jeff Stelling | 12 | -1.00 (-8.33%) | |
| M | Joshua Davison | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| M | Ilove Gerard | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Bejitta Swole | 5 | +2.00 (40.00%) | |
| S | Lauren Ledsham | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Double Andimsold | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Ollie Guy | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| R | Hard Trainer | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| 10.21 | +19.00 (13.29%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Marc Besleagã | K | |
| +3.00 (30.00%) | 10 | Gay Pierced | D | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | John Pope | D | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | John Emonem | D | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Weeny Big | M | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Cameron MacClean | M | |
| +3.00 (33.33%) | 9 | Carrot Top | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Adrian Sawyer | M | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Chun Gan | S | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Ciprian Ispir | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Don Sedgewick | S | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Captain Jack | R | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Valfrid Alverö | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Vitor Cafu | R | |
| +7.00 (5.88%) | 8.50 |