| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Marc Besleagã | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| D | John Pope | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| D | Gay Pierced | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | John Emonem | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Cameron MacClean | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Weeny Big | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) |  |
| M | Yousef Andrawes | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) |  |
| M | Carrot Top | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| M | Adrian Sawyer | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| S | Chun Gan | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| S | Ciprian Ispir | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| R | Valfrid Alverö | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| 9.17 | +18.00 (16.36%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Justin Lee Collins | K | |
| -4.00 (-33.33%) | 12 | Who Ate Adamsandler | D | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Tom Havercrotch | D | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Iain Dyer Ear | D | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Cock Of North | D | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Old Cunt Malcy | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Quitter Jambags | M | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | The Wezmoister | M | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Sticky Shivy | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Charlie Bejjita Adam | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Pooper Bear | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Alan Sugar | R | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Daisy Does Dallas Ii | R | |
| +8.00 (6.78%) | 9.08 |