| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ice Tea | 14 | +3.00 (21.43%) | |
| D | Nail Head | 12 | +3.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Bobby Ball | 11 | +4.00 (36.36%) | |
| D | Jasper Carrot | 10 | +4.00 (40.00%) | |
| D | Gary Brennan | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Jon Rambo | 12 | +5.00 (41.67%) | |
| M | Prince Will | 11 | +5.00 (45.45%) | |
| M | James Bond | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| M | Gag Reflex | 11 | -1.00 (-9.09%) | |
| M | Bell End | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| S | Killer Iceman | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) | |
| R | Mark Dent | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Howie Canham | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| R | The Coal Train | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 10.36 | +30.00 (20.69%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +3.00 (16.67%) | 18 | Pepe Reina | K | |
| +4.00 (30.77%) | 13 | Gareth Bale | D | |
| +4.00 (33.33%) | 12 | Gerard Pique | D | |
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+4.00 (36.36%) | 11 | Giorgio Chiellini | D |
| -3.00 (-21.43%) | 14 | Raul Meireles | M | |
| +3.00 (23.08%) | 13 | Joe Cole | M | |
| -2.00 (-16.67%) | 12 | Lucas Leiva | M | |
 |
+2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Charlie Adam | M |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Dirk Kuyt | M | |
| +3.00 (21.43%) | 14 | Fabio Borini | S | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Craig Bellamy | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Andy Carroll | R | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Steven Gerrard | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Martin Škrtel | R | |
| +21.00 (13.21%) | 11.36 |