| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Rbjayb Jayjay Rbjayb | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Old Bastard Malcy | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| D | Iain Dyer Ear | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| D | Captain Charisma | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | Jambags Andthe Gladrags | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| M | Quitter Jambags | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| M | The Wezmoister | 9 | +4.00 (44.44%) |  |
| M | Racist Bastard | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) |  |
| M | Sticky Shivy | 8 | +4.00 (50.00%) | |
| S | Alan Sugar | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| S | Pooper Bear | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| R | Hardcorephysco Wez | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Charlie Bejjita Adam | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.00 | +22.00 (21.15%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-7.69%) | 13 | Maverick Banks | K | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | John Cokehead Terry | D | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Darran Kempson | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Razor Gruddock | D | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Maverick Greed | D | |
|
-1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | James Brown | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Hendrix Morrison | M | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Peter Sweeney | M | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Gary McAllister | M | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Paul Groves | M | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Liam Hitman Hearn | S | |
| -1.00 (-8.33%) | 12 | Charles Darwin | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Zico Scorez | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Mannie Gallagher | R | |
| -9.00 (-8.65%) | 7.43 |