| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Alan Partridge | 11 | -6.00 (-54.55%) | |
| D | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | 12 | -7.00 (-58.33%) | |
| D | Jimmy McElroy | 10 | -2.00 (-20.00%) | |
| D | Will Ferrell | 10 | -2.00 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Jeremy Kyle | 13 | -1.00 (-7.69%) | |
| M | Fernancow Torres | 11 | -5.00 (-45.45%) | |
| M | Careful Steve | 10 | -4.00 (-40.00%) | |
| M | Patrick Jane | 9 | -5.00 (-55.56%) | |
| S | Geraldinho McMahoninho | 9 | -4.00 (-44.44%) | |
| S | Charlie Winning Sheen | 8 | -4.00 (-50.00%) | |
| S | Gerardic McMahonovic | 8 | -4.00 (-50.00%) | |
| 10.09 | -44.00 (-39.64%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Ricciardo Panno | K | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Eurico Enlil | D | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Felipe Ribeiro | D | |
| +3.00 (33.33%) | 9 | Ksawery Rutkowski | D | |
 |
+1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Jesús-María Arizmendi | D |
|
+2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Divino Mercury | M |
|
+2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Aythami Pardo | M |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Rufo Santamaria | M | |
 |
+3.00 (37.50%) | 8 | Concetto Incoronato | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Sebi Brânzeanu | M | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Neil Riordan | S | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Richardo Galvão | R | |
|
+1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Lukas Žebrák | R |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Paulo Fucile | R | |
| +21.00 (18.58%) | 8.07 |