| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Alan Partridge | 11 | -7.00 (-63.64%) | |
| D | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | 12 | -7.00 (-58.33%) | |
| D | Will Ferrell | 10 | -3.00 (-30.00%) | |
| D | Jimmy McElroy | 10 | -4.00 (-40.00%) |  |
| M | Jeremy Kyle | 13 | -2.00 (-15.38%) | |
| M | Gerry Mac Mahon | 11 | -7.00 (-63.64%) | |
| M | Fernancow Torres | 11 | -7.00 (-63.64%) | |
| M | Careful Steve | 10 | -5.00 (-50.00%) | |
| S | Geraldinho McMahoninho | 9 | -5.00 (-55.56%) | |
| S | Patrick Jane | 9 | -6.00 (-66.67%) | |
| S | Charlie Winning Sheen | 8 | -4.00 (-50.00%) | |
| 10.36 | -57.00 (-50.00%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Hans-Jörg Kies | K | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Solle Hinriksson | D | |
|
+2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Ricardo van den Dungen | D |
 |
+3.00 (42.86%) | 7 | Lorcán Byrne | D |
|
+2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Terry Connemara | M |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Jack Morris | M | |
|
+2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Redmond Lawler | M |
|
+2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Peadar Rourke | M |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Séamas Slaney | M | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | David Amoo | S | |
|
+1.00 (33.33%) | 3 | Chris Gallacher | S |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Arnold Middleton | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Mathijs Wisgerhof | R | |
| +18.00 (17.14%) | 8.08 |