| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | John Osborne | 8 | +4.00 (50.00%) | |
| D | Ed Stokoe | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) |  |
| D | Cyril Knowles | 8 | +5.00 (62.50%) | |
| D | Keith Newton | 7 | +5.00 (71.43%) | |
| D | Gary Ablett | 5 | +3.00 (60.00%) | |
| M | Johnny Haynes | 10 | -3.00 (-30.00%) | |
| M | Billy Bremner | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) |  |
| M | Keith Weller | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Ian Porterfield | 4 | +2.00 (50.00%) | |
| S | Ferenc Puskas | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| S | Peter Osgood | 7 | +3.00 (42.86%) | |
| 7.45 | +27.00 (32.93%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Sophie Chapman | K | |
| +3.00 (33.33%) | 9 | Jeff Heaney | D | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Toni Nextdoor | D | |
| +2.00 (40.00%) | 5 | Nancy America | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Big Suze | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Mensa Gail | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Mark Corrigan | M | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Football Related Fred | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Super Hans | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 3 | Stefan Strauss | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Fucking Hell Frankel | S | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | It Dobby | R | |
| +4.00 (4.94%) | 6.75 |