| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Justin Lee Collins | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| D | Old Bastard Malcy | 11 | -1.00 (-9.09%) |  |
| D | Captain Charisma | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Edgar Sveasson | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Racist Bastard | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) |  |
| M | Jambags Andthe Gladrags | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| M | The Wezmoister | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| M | Sticky Shivy | 7 | +3.00 (42.86%) | |
| M | Daisy Does Dallas Ii | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| S | Wankover Jeffs Bird | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Pooper Bear | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Alan Sugar | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| R | Iain Dyer Ear | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| R | Malcy Malcysson | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| 8.00 | +15.00 (13.39%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Marc Besleagã | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Gay Pierced | D | |
|
+1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | John Emonem | D |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | John Pope | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Bill Clit | D | |
|
+1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Cameron MacClean | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Carrot Top | M | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Captain Jack | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Yousef Andrawes | M | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Chun Gan | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Ciprian Ispir | S | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Vitor Cafu | R | |
| +1.00 (1.03%) | 8.08 |