| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Shaun Rowett | 11 | -1.00 (-9.09%) | |
| D | Manfred Hausmann | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| D | Jayjay McLovin | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Jayjay McMuffin | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Indiana Jones | 11 | -2.00 (-18.18%) | |
| M | Jeff Stelling | 10 | +4.00 (40.00%) |  |
| M | Joshua Davison | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Im Old | 8 | -3.00 (-37.50%) | |
| M | Hard Trainer | 5 | +3.00 (60.00%) | |
| S | Reggie Draper | 10 | -2.00 (-20.00%) | |
| S | Lauren Ledsham | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) |  |
| R | Borat Sagdiyev | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Ollie Guy | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Tomtom Tomtom | 3 | +1.00 (33.33%) | |
| 9.00 | +7.00 (5.56%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Marc Besleagã | K | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Gay Pierced | D | |
| +3.00 (33.33%) | 9 | John Pope | D | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | John Emonem | D | |
| +3.00 (37.50%) | 8 | Bill Clit | D | |
|
+2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Captain Jack | M |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Cameron MacClean | M | |
|
+1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Carrot Top | M |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Weeny Big | M | |
| +2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Yousef Andrawes | M | |
|
+1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Ciprian Ispir | S |
| +17.00 (18.48%) | 8.36 |