| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Wez Speltwithaz | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| D | Poisen Thatfuker Chalice | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| D | Papas Mybitch | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| D | Shivs Spunkbucket | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| D | Abusive Jeff | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Charismatic Jambags | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) |  |
| M | Tampon Dyer | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Notplayin Forjayayever | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) |  |
| M | Dyers Fit Cousin | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Mymate Jambags | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Wez Thomas | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| R | Mixalis Koronis | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| R | Teo Koronis | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Neville Clifford | 3 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.14 | +6.00 (6.00%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Justin Lee Collins | K | |
| -3.00 (-27.27%) | 11 | Old Bastard Malcy | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Edgar Sveasson | D | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Captain Charisma | D | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Racist Bastard | M | |
| -3.00 (-33.33%) | 9 | Jambags Andthe Gladrags | M | |
|
+1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | The Wezmoister | M |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Daisy Does Dallas Ii | M | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Malcy Malcysson | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Wankover Jeffs Bird | S | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Pooper Bear | S | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Alan Sugar | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Tom Havercrotch | R | |
| -6.00 (-5.71%) | 8.08 |