| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Wez Speltwithaz | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| D | Poisen Thatfuker Chalice | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Papas Mybitch | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Shivs Spunkbucket | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Abusive Jeff | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Charismatic Jambags | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) |  |
| M | Mixalis Koronis | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| M | Tampon Dyer | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) |  |
| M | Notplayin Forjayayever | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Dyers Fit Cousin | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| S | Wez Thomas | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| R | Teo Koronis | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| R | Rupert Roberts | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Mymate Jambags | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.29 | +14.00 (13.73%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Steinar Lindin | K | |
| -3.00 (-27.27%) | 11 | Phil Neal | D | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Big Stevie Walsh | D | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Timóteo Peralta | D | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Semën Shchedrin | D | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Stevie Laaa | M | |
| -4.00 (-40.00%) | 10 | Ian Callaghan | M | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Aldo Salinos | M | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Feliciano Castilla | M | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Fearghal Foley | M | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Troy Harriott | S |
| -19.00 (-23.46%) | 7.36 |