| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Gearalt Delap | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| D | Alan Partridge | 11 | +4.00 (36.36%) | |
| D | Gerry Mac Mahon | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| D | Will Ferrell | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) |  |
| M | Jeremy Kyle | 13 | -2.00 (-15.38%) | |
| M | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Geraldinho McMahoninho | 9 | +4.00 (44.44%) |  |
| M | Charlie Winning Sheen | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Gerardez McMahonez | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| S | Fernancow Torres | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| S | Ron Burgundy Ii | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| R | Gerardic McMahonovic | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| R | Rowley Rainford | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| R | Dominik Krahn | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.79 | +20.00 (16.26%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-18.18%) | 11 | Maximilian Reichenberger | K | |
| -1.00 (-8.33%) | 12 | Xiao-Dong Shao | D | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Joona Toivio | D | |
| +3.00 (37.50%) | 8 | Paul Binken | D | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Herculano Roquette | D | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Lars-Johan von Fersen | M | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Rafael Mahler | M | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Nelu Ploaie | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Charlie Lindström | S | |
| +3.00 (37.50%) | 8 | Aurelio Celades | S | |
| +2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Jens Norberg | S | |
| +13.00 (12.50%) | 9.45 |