| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Marc Besleagã | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| D | Gay Pierced | 9 | +4.00 (44.44%) | |
| D | Bill Clit | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | John Emonem | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Valfrid Alverö | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Captain Jack | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Weeny Big | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) |  |
| M | Carrot Top | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Adrian Sawyer | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| S | Chun Gan | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) |  |
| S | Ciprian Ispir | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| R | John Pope | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| R | Cameron MacClean | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Scar Face | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.21 | +17.00 (16.83%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Justin Lee Collins | K | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Tomás Goulart | D |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Ric Matzuzzi | D | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Captain Charisma | D | |
| +2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Iain Dyer Ear | D | |
|
+1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Racist Bastard | M |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Jaime Manhente | M | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Jambags Andthe Gladrags | M | |
|
+2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | The Wezmoister | M |
| +3.00 (60.00%) | 5 | Daisy Does Dallas Ii | M | |
| +2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Pooper Bear | S | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Tom Havercrotch | R | |
| +11.00 (12.50%) | 7.33 |