| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Jayjay Okotcha | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| D | Tomás Goulart | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Ric Matzuzzi | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| D | Tom Havercrotch | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) |  |
| D | Iain Dyer Ear | 6 | +4.00 (66.67%) | |
| M | Racist Bastard | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| M | Emile Orson | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | Sticky Shivy | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) |  |
| S | Alan Sugar | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| S | Crawford Crawf Crawford | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| S | Pooper Bear | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| R | Daisy Does Dallas Ii | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.08 | +22.00 (25.88%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Ivor Biggun | K | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Linford Christie | D | |
| +2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Chan Soi | D | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Au Lai Wun | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Choi Chan | M | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Arj Trainer | M | |
| -3.00 (-42.86%) | 7 | Victor Meldrew | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Buck Rogers | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Lei Tai | M | |
| -3.00 (-33.33%) | 9 | Pepe Le Pew | S | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Herbert Kindgren | S | |
| -5.00 (-6.58%) | 6.91 |