| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Marc Besleagã | 8 | +2.50 (31.25%) | |
| D | Gay Pierced | 9 | +2.50 (27.78%) | |
| D | Bill Clit | 8 | +2.20 (27.50%) | |
| D | John Emonem | 7 | +3.80 (54.29%) | |
| D | Jimmy Kumunupu | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Captain Jack | 8 | +1.80 (22.50%) | |
| M | Cameron MacClean | 7 | +0.70 (10.00%) |  |
| M | Weeny Big | 7 | -1.20 (-17.14%) | |
| M | Scar Face | 6 | +0.70 (11.67%) |  |
| M | Yousef Andrawes | 5 | +0.30 (6.00%) | |
| S | Chun Gan | 7 | +0.80 (11.43%) | |
| R | John Pope | 8 | +0.40 (5.00%) | |
| R | Ciprian Ispir | 7 | +0.20 (2.86%) | |
| R | Carrot Top | 6 | +1.70 (28.33%) | |
| 7.07 | +17.40 (17.58%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +0.90 (10.00%) | 9 | Shaun Rowett | K | |
| -2.10 (-19.09%) | 11 | Al Hutson | D | |
| +1.70 (17.00%) | 10 | Manfred Hausmann | D | |
| +1.60 (20.00%) | 8 | Jayjay McMuffin | D | |
| +0.60 (8.57%) | 7 | Borat Sagdiyev | D | |
| -1.90 (-14.62%) | 13 | Arthur Ahremark | M | |
| +1.70 (18.89%) | 9 | Indiana Jones | M | |
| +1.60 (20.00%) | 8 | Joshua Davison | M | |
| +1.40 (17.50%) | 8 | Jeff Stelling | M | |
| +0.60 (8.57%) | 7 | Double Andimsold | M | |
| -2.90 (-36.25%) | 8 | Alberto Mármora | S | |
| +0.20 (6.67%) | 3 | Hard Trainer | R | |
| +3.40 (3.37%) | 8.42 |