| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Pepe Reina | 16 | +2.30 (14.38%) | |
| D | Daniel Agger | 12 | +2.70 (22.50%) | |
| D | Gareth Bale | 10 | +4.10 (41.00%) | |
| D | Giorgio Chiellini | 7 | +1.60 (22.86%) | |
| M | Stevan Jovetic | 10 | +1.30 (13.00%) | |
| M | Raul Meireles | 10 | -2.40 (-24.00%) |  |
| M | Charlie Adam | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Steven Gerrard | 5 | +1.50 (30.00%) | |
| S | Fabio Borini | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| S | Wayne Rooney | 10 | +1.30 (13.00%) | |
| S | Andy Carroll | 9 | +2.80 (31.11%) |  |
| R | Dani Alves | 11 | +0.50 (4.55%) | |
| 9.83 | +17.70 (15.00%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.20 (-1.67%) | 12 | Ice Tea | K | |
| +0.60 (5.45%) | 11 | Nail Head | D | |
| +1.40 (14.00%) | 10 | Bobby Ball | D | |
| +2.60 (28.89%) | 9 | Ball Baggs | D | |
| +2.30 (32.86%) | 7 | Jasper Carrot | D | |
| +0.80 (20.00%) | 4 | Miss Ford | D | |
|
+1.80 (16.36%) | 11 | Snake Eyes | M |
| +0.20 (1.82%) | 11 | Black Cole | M | |
| -1.70 (-17.00%) | 10 | Gag Reflex | M | |
|
+1.70 (21.25%) | 8 | James Bond | M |
| +1.60 (26.67%) | 6 | Crazy Chef | S | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Mark Dent | R | |
| +0.80 (13.33%) | 6 | Del Boy | R | |
| +1.10 (22.00%) | 5 | Donald Trump | R | |
| +15.00 (12.71%) | 8.43 |