| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Willy Warmer | 5 | +2.30 (46.00%) | |
| D | Briefcase Wanker | 8 | +1.80 (22.50%) | |
| D | Rigamortis Ronnie Stone | 8 | +1.60 (20.00%) | |
| D | Seymore Reds Pimp | 7 | +2.80 (40.00%) | |
| D | Notnow Kato | 4 | +3.40 (85.00%) | |
| M | Full Monte | 8 | -0.10 (-1.25%) |  |
| M | Ugly Twat | 7 | +1.40 (20.00%) | |
| M | Sausage Jockey | 5 | +0.50 (10.00%) | |
| M | Shaven Bollox | 5 | -0.20 (-4.00%) | |
| S | Mark The Bigman | 8 | +0.40 (5.00%) | |
| S | Big Tits | 7 | +4.30 (61.43%) |  |
| R | Allan Prein | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Dog Burger Anyone | 5 | -0.20 (-4.00%) | |
| R | Ginger Knob | 4 | +0.70 (17.50%) | |
| 6.14 | +18.70 (21.74%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.90 (-38.00%) | 5 | Jonatan Stott | K | |
| +0.50 (8.33%) | 6 | Nick Ramsay | D | |
| +0.40 (6.67%) | 6 | Franklin Threlfall | D | |
| -0.90 (-15.00%) | 6 | Wilfred Purser | D | |
| -1.70 (-28.33%) | 6 | Thurston Tomlinson | D | |
| -0.60 (-15.00%) | 4 | Otis Merton | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Arnie Godden | M | |
| +0.90 (15.00%) | 6 | Carl Anderson | M | |
| -0.40 (-10.00%) | 4 | Young-Keun Pak | M | |
| +0.40 (5.71%) | 7 | Milton Doyle | S | |
| -0.20 (-3.33%) | 6 | Alfred Baker | S | |
| +0.20 (3.33%) | 6 | Ed Dolby | R | |
| +0.20 (4.00%) | 5 | Dylan Easton | R | |
| -3.10 (-4.19%) | 5.69 |