| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Toot Bump | 7 | -1.40 (-20.00%) | |
| D | Harry Nielsen | 8 | +0.70 (8.75%) | |
| D | Richard Keys | 6 | +0.10 (1.67%) | |
| D | Philippe Albert | 6 | -1.10 (-18.33%) | |
| D | Shane McMahon | 5 | -0.50 (-10.00%) | |
| M | Ryan Kirkland | 7 | -0.50 (-7.14%) | |
| M | Jim Royle | 6 | -0.20 (-3.33%) | |
| M | Brock Lesnar | 5 | +0.20 (4.00%) | |
| M | Andy Gray | 5 | -0.80 (-16.00%) | |
| S | Koko B Ware | 7 | -0.40 (-5.71%) | |
| S | Princess Jodz | 5 | +0.20 (4.00%) | |
| R | George Bollocks | 6 | +0.10 (1.67%) | |
| R | Charlie Sheen | 5 | -0.10 (-2.00%) | |
| R | Urijah Faber | 5 | -0.20 (-4.00%) | |
| 5.93 | -3.90 (-4.70%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.40 (20.00%) | 7 | Marc Besleagã | K | |
 |
+3.70 (46.25%) | 8 | Bill Clit | D |
| +3.60 (45.00%) | 8 | Gay Pierced | D | |
| +3.20 (45.71%) | 7 | John Pope | D | |
| +2.30 (32.86%) | 7 | John Emonem | D | |
| +1.30 (21.67%) | 6 | Carrot Top | M | |
| +1.10 (18.33%) | 6 | Weeny Big | M | |
| -0.10 (-1.67%) | 6 | Cameron MacClean | M | |
 |
-0.80 (-13.33%) | 6 | Scar Face | M |
|
+2.60 (37.14%) | 7 | Ciprian Ispir | S |
| +1.50 (25.00%) | 6 | Chun Gan | S | |
| +19.80 (26.76%) | 6.73 |