| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Shaun Rowett | 8 | -2.30 (-28.75%) | |
| D | Manfred Hausmann | 9 | -1.80 (-20.00%) | |
| D | Jayjay McLovin | 8 | -0.70 (-8.75%) | |
| D | Nemo Brown | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| D | Borat Sagdiyev | 5 | +0.20 (4.00%) | |
| M | Indiana Jones | 8 | -1.20 (-15.00%) | |
| M | Joshua Davison | 7 | -1.40 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Jeff Stelling | 7 | -2.80 (-40.00%) | |
| M | Double Andimsold | 6 | -0.60 (-10.00%) | |
| S | Alan Shearer | 7 | -2.10 (-30.00%) | |
| S | Lauren Ledsham | 6 | -0.70 (-11.67%) | |
| R | Jayjay McMuffin | 7 | -0.30 (-4.29%) | |
| R | Ollie Guy | 6 | -0.70 (-11.67%) | |
| R | Rodolfo Zalazar | 4 | -0.20 (-5.00%) | |
| 6.71 | -15.60 (-16.60%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +2.70 (33.75%) | 8 | Vito Dominguez | K | |
| -0.30 (-3.33%) | 9 | Papa Bear | D | |
| +1.90 (23.75%) | 8 | Neo White | D | |
| +1.30 (18.57%) | 7 | Sheamus O’Shaunaghsey | D | |
| +0.30 (5.00%) | 6 | Nineteen Counting | D | |
| -4.80 (-53.33%) | 9 | Ricky Bobby | M | |
| +0.20 (2.50%) | 8 | Tom Cleverley | M | |
| +1.30 (21.67%) | 6 | José Luis Rincón | M | |
| +0.10 (1.67%) | 6 | Julian Joachim | M | |
 |
+2.30 (46.00%) | 5 | Mister Brown | M |
 |
+0.30 (3.33%) | 9 | Colin Zinc | S |
| +1.10 (18.33%) | 6 | William Prunier | R | |
| -0.40 (-10.00%) | 4 | Gary Speed | R | |
| -0.40 (-10.00%) | 4 | Euro Fraser | R | |
| +5.60 (5.89%) | 6.79 |