| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Peter Schmeichel | 9 | +0.80 (8.89%) | |
| D | Sami Hyypia | 9 | -0.20 (-2.22%) | |
| D | Jeff Heaney | 9 | -0.60 (-6.67%) | |
| D | Charlie Adams | 9 | -6.70 (-74.44%) | |
| D | Miziler Suarez | 5 | -2.60 (-52.00%) | |
| M | Mensa Gail | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | John Barnes | 8 | +1.20 (15.00%) | |
| M | King Kenny Dalglish | 5 | +0.70 (14.00%) | |
| M | Fucking Hell Frankel | 5 | -2.70 (-54.00%) | |
| S | Toni Nextdoor | 5 | -0.90 (-18.00%) | |
| S | Football Related Fred | 5 | -1.90 (-38.00%) | |
| 7.00 | -10.90 (-14.16%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +4.80 (60.00%) | 8 | Vito Dominguez | K | |
 |
+0.30 (3.33%) | 9 | Papa Bear | D |
| +2.40 (30.00%) | 8 | Neo White | D | |
| +1.20 (17.14%) | 7 | Sheamus O’Shaunaghsey | D | |
| +0.60 (10.00%) | 6 | Nineteen Counting | D | |
|
-0.40 (-4.44%) | 9 | Ricky Bobby | M |
| +1.50 (18.75%) | 8 | Tom Cleverley | M | |
 |
+3.00 (50.00%) | 6 | José Luis Rincón | M |
|
+1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Julian Joachim | M |
| +0.40 (8.00%) | 5 | Mister Brown | M | |
|
-0.20 (-2.22%) | 9 | Colin Zinc | S |
| -0.30 (-5.00%) | 6 | Georgie Steve | R | |
| +0.20 (4.00%) | 5 | Special Jayjay | R | |
| -0.40 (-10.00%) | 4 | Euro Fraser | R | |
| +14.10 (14.69%) | 6.86 |