| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Shaun Rowett | 13 | +3.00 (23.08%) | |
| D | Manfred Hausmann | 13 | +3.00 (23.08%) | |
| D | Jayjay McLovin | 13 | +3.00 (23.08%) | |
| D | Catalin Bordeiu | 12 | -2.00 (-16.67%) | |
| M | Indiana Jones | 13 | +4.00 (30.77%) |   |
| M | Jeff Stelling | 13 | +3.00 (23.08%) | |
| M | Joshua Davison | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Double Andimsold | 12 | -2.00 (-16.67%) | |
| M | Hard Trainer | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| S | Ollie Guy | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| S | Lauren Ledsham | 11 | -2.00 (-18.18%) | |
| R | Borat Sagdiyev | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| R | Bejitta Swole | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| R | The Wizard | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 11.07 | +18.00 (11.61%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Wez Speltwithaz | K | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Papas Mybitch | D | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Shivs Spunkbucket | D | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Abusive Jeff | D | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Vernon Bent | D | |
| -3.00 (-21.43%) | 14 | Nicolai Brasetvik | M | |
| -3.00 (-25.00%) | 12 | Charismatic Jambags | M | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Notplayin Forjayayever | M | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Mymate Jambags | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Gaucho Rodrigues | M | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Floris Wielink | S | |
| -2.00 (-16.67%) | 12 | Wez Thomas | R | |
| -1.00 (-9.09%) | 11 | Cameron Narraway | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Dyers Fit Cousin | R | |
| -16.00 (-12.60%) | 9.07 |