| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Wez Speltwithaz | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Cameron Narraway | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| D | Papas Mybitch | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Shivs Spunkbucket | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| D | Abusive Jeff | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Charismatic Jambags | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| M | Carlos Robinho | 10 | -2.00 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Notplayin Forjayayever | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| S | Wez Thomas | 12 | +3.00 (25.00%) |  |
| S | Tampon Dyer | 8 | -4.00 (-50.00%) | |
| S | Floris Wielink | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Dyers Fit Cousin | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Mymate Jambags | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Vernon Bent | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.29 | -4.00 (-3.45%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Fionlagh Macmahon | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Fionlagh Macculloch | D | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Fionlagh Macintosh | D | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Fionlagh Macintyre | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Fionlagh Mactavish | D | |
|
+1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Fionlagh Mackenzie | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Fionlagh Macdougal | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Fionlagh Macgregor | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Fionlagh Macsporran | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Fionlagh Macroberts | M | |
|
-1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Rúben Faro | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Fionlagh Macconnachie | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Fionlagh Macalister | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | John Logie Baird | R | |
| -5.00 (-5.10%) | 7.00 |