| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Wez Speltwithaz | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Poisen Thatfuker Chalice | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| D | Papas Mybitch | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| D | Shivs Spunkbucket | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Charismatic Jambags | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Mixalis Koronis | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| M | Notplayin Forjayayever | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Tampon Dyer | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Dyers Fit Cousin | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Wez Thomas | 11 | -1.00 (-9.09%) | |
| S | Rupert Roberts | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| R | Abusive Jeff | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Mymate Jambags | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Neville Clifford | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.79 | +5.00 (4.59%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Shaun Rowett | K | |
| +3.00 (25.00%) | 12 | Manfred Hausmann | D | |
| -3.00 (-25.00%) | 12 | Chicagobears Areshit | D | |
| +2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Jayjay McLovin | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Indiana Jones | M | |
| -3.00 (-25.00%) | 12 | Ilove Gerard | M | |
| -3.00 (-27.27%) | 11 | Jeff Stelling | M | |
 |
+3.00 (30.00%) | 10 | Joshua Davison | M |
 |
+2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Double Andimsold | M |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Ollie Guy | S | |
|
+5.00 (55.56%) | 9 | Lauren Ledsham | S |
| +8.00 (6.61%) | 11.00 |