| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Denny Crane | 15 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | John Cokehead Terry | 10 | -3.00 (-30.00%) |  |
| D | Darran Kempson | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) |  |
| D | Serge Machine | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Charles Darwin | 12 | -1.00 (-8.33%) | |
| M | James Brown | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| M | Paul Groves | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Peter Sweeney | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| M | Mannie Gallagher | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Jagger Moon | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| S | Zico Scorez | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| 8.73 | 0.00 (0.00%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Marc Besleagã | K | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Gay Pierced | D | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | John Emonem | D | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | John Pope | D |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Bill Clit | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Weeny Big | M | |
|
-1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Cameron MacClean | M |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Carrot Top | M | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Yousef Andrawes | M |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Chun Gan | S | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Ciprian Ispir | S |
| -2.00 (-2.02%) | 9.00 |