| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Jayjay Okotcha | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| D | Iain Dyer Ear | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Tom Havercrotch | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Edgar Sveasson | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Jambags Andthe Gladrags | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| M | Racist Bastard | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| M | The Wezmoister | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| M | Sticky Shivy | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| S | Alan Sugar | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| R | Justin Lee Collins | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Captain Charisma | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| R | Pooper Bear | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.92 | +11.00 (11.58%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Crofton Frost | K | |
| -4.00 (-40.00%) | 10 | Mats-Olof Wideberg | D | |
| -3.00 (-42.86%) | 7 | David Nyati | D | |
| -2.00 (-40.00%) | 5 | Lucas Radebe | D | |
| -2.00 (-40.00%) | 5 | Bonghani Khumalo | D | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Augustine Makalakalane | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Doctor Khumalo | M | |
| -2.00 (-28.57%) | 7 | John Shoes Moshoe | M | |
| -3.00 (-42.86%) | 7 | Tsimpiwe Tshabalala | M | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Zane Moosa | M | |
| -2.00 (-40.00%) | 5 | Benny McCarthy | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Jomo Sono | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Shaun Bartlett | R | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Neil Tovey | R | |
| -24.00 (-25.26%) | 6.79 |