| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Derek Malloy | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| D | Cheating Jeff | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Juan-Carlos Zarate | 7 | -2.00 (-28.57%) | |
| D | Sebastian Nagel | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| D | Tom Sawyer | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Brett Griffith | 8 | -2.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Lily Hooper | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) |  |
| M | Phil Laak | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| M | Paul Scholes | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Jerry Moss | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) |  |
| S | Ole Gunnar Solskjaer | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Gary Pallister | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Mike Matusow | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Cheating Seven | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 6.29 | -8.00 (-9.09%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Wez Speltwithaz | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Teo Koronis | D | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Papas Mybitch | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Abusive Jeff | D | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Charismatic Jambags | M |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Mixalis Koronis | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Petros Koronis | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Tampon Dyer | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Notplayin Forjayayever | M | |
| +3.00 (30.00%) | 10 | Wez Thomas | S | |
|
+1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Tryphon Pahatourdis | S |
| +2.00 (2.35%) | 7.73 |