| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Jayjay Okotcha | 5 | -2.50 (-50.00%) | |
| D | Adolfo Neru | 5 | -2.30 (-46.00%) | |
| D | Tom Havercrotch | 4 | -1.50 (-37.50%) | |
| D | Iain Dyer Ear | 4 | -2.00 (-50.00%) | |
| M | Vador Drpic | 5 | -1.40 (-28.00%) | |
| M | Jambags Andthe Gladrags | 5 | -1.70 (-34.00%) |  |
| M | Rodrigo Villa | 5 | -1.80 (-36.00%) | |
| M | The Wezmoister | 5 | -2.00 (-40.00%) | |
| S | Alan Sugar | 6 | -1.70 (-28.33%) |  |
| S | Sankharib Ishak | 5 | -1.80 (-36.00%) | |
| S | Crawford Crawf Crawford | 5 | -2.00 (-40.00%) | |
| 4.91 | -20.70 (-38.33%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.50 (-25.00%) | 6 | Toot Bump | K | |
| -1.20 (-17.14%) | 7 | Harry Nielsen | D | |
| -1.90 (-31.67%) | 6 | Richard Keys | D | |
|
-0.30 (-6.00%) | 5 | Philippe Albert | D |
|
+1.70 (28.33%) | 6 | Ryan Kirkland | M |
|
+0.50 (10.00%) | 5 | Jim Royle | M |
|
+0.30 (6.00%) | 5 | Andy Gray | M |
| +0.10 (2.50%) | 4 | Charlie Sheen | M | |
| -3.40 (-48.57%) | 7 | Koko B Ware | S | |
|
-1.20 (-20.00%) | 6 | George Bollocks | S |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Princess Jodz | S | |
| -7.90 (-12.74%) | 5.64 |