| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Toot Bump | 6 | -1.60 (-26.67%) | |
| D | Harry Nielsen | 7 | -0.40 (-5.71%) | |
| D | Richard Keys | 6 | -0.10 (-1.67%) |  |
| D | Urijah Faber | 4 | +0.70 (17.50%) | |
| M | Ryan Kirkland | 6 | +1.20 (20.00%) |  |
| M | Jim Royle | 5 | +0.80 (16.00%) | |
| M | Andy Gray | 5 | +0.80 (16.00%) | |
| M | Brock Lesnar | 5 | -0.30 (-6.00%) | |
| M | Charlie Sheen | 4 | +1.40 (35.00%) | |
| S | Koko B Ware | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| S | Princess Jodz | 5 | -1.10 (-22.00%) | |
| R | Graeme Matthew | 8 | +0.60 (7.50%) | |
| 5.67 | +1.00 (1.47%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.50 (-10.00%) | 5 | John Osborne | K | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Cyril Knowles | D | |
| -2.80 (-40.00%) | 7 | Jeremias Quinn | D | |
| -0.80 (-16.00%) | 5 | Keith Newton | D | |
| -2.00 (-28.57%) | 7 | Humphrey Tindle | M | |
| -2.30 (-38.33%) | 6 | Billy Bremner | M | |
| -0.90 (-22.50%) | 4 | Cris Sanders | M | |
| -1.20 (-30.00%) | 4 | Keith Weller | M | |
| -1.30 (-18.57%) | 7 | Harold Rotham | S | |
| -1.60 (-40.00%) | 4 | Zac Birch | S | |
| -1.70 (-42.50%) | 4 | Ulf Kihlberg | S | |
| -16.10 (-26.83%) | 5.45 |