| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Neville Southall | 10 | +0.20 (2.00%) | |
| D | Neil Ruddock | 12 | +1.50 (12.50%) | |
| D | Murray Carnie | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| D | Leighton Baines | 7 | +1.20 (17.14%) | |
| D | Bernard Bondi | 7 | +0.10 (1.43%) | |
| M | Andreas Bardsley | 10 | -2.30 (-23.00%) | |
| M | Tomas Brolin | 9 | +1.20 (13.33%) | |
| M | Andy Reid | 8 | +1.30 (16.25%) | |
| S | Sergio Agüero | 9 | -1.40 (-15.56%) | |
| S | Micky Quinn | 8 | -0.30 (-3.75%) | |
| S | Araz Abdullayev | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| R | Paolo Ask | 8 | +0.40 (5.00%) | |
| 8.67 | +2.90 (2.79%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.60 (20.00%) | 8 | Gearalt Delap | K | |
| +0.20 (1.82%) | 11 | Jimmy McElroy | D | |
| -0.70 (-6.36%) | 11 | Alan Partridge | D | |
| -0.40 (-4.00%) | 10 | Will Ferrell | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Gerry Mac Mahon | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Patrick Jane | D | |
| -4.10 (-37.27%) | 11 | Jeremy Kyle | M | |
 |
0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Geraldinho McMahoninho | M |
| -1.90 (-38.00%) | 5 | Charlie Winning Sheen | M | |
 |
+0.40 (4.44%) | 9 | Fernancow Torres | S |
| -1.70 (-21.25%) | 8 | Careful Steve | S | |
| -6.60 (-7.02%) | 8.55 |