| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Gearalt Delap | 7 | +1.20 (17.14%) | |
| D | Jimmy McElroy | 11 | +1.60 (14.55%) | |
| D | Alan Partridge | 10 | -0.40 (-4.00%) | |
| D | Will Ferrell | 9 | +2.70 (30.00%) |  |
| M | Brick Tamland | 10 | +2.80 (28.00%) |  |
| M | Jeremy Kyle | 10 | +1.30 (13.00%) | |
| M | Stranz van Waldenberg | 9 | +1.90 (21.11%) | |
| M | Ricky Bobby | 9 | +0.80 (8.89%) | |
| M | Geraldinho McMahoninho | 6 | +3.10 (51.67%) | |
| S | Fernancow Torres | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| S | Gerardo McMahonii | 6 | -0.40 (-6.67%) | |
| 8.73 | +15.60 (16.25%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-9.09%) | 11 | Denny Crane | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Brieda Hangeland | D | |
| +2.80 (28.00%) | 10 | Vachely Cole | D | |
| -2.50 (-31.25%) | 8 | Joe Garioch | D | |
| +0.30 (7.50%) | 4 | Darran Kempson | D | |
|
+1.20 (10.00%) | 12 | Paul Mince | M |
| -1.50 (-13.64%) | 11 | Mikel Archeddar | M | |
| +0.20 (3.33%) | 6 | Thomas Hitzlsburger | M | |
| -0.10 (-2.50%) | 4 | Cow Dunga | M | |
| -0.10 (-1.11%) | 9 | Ron Burgundy | S | |
| +2.60 (86.67%) | 3 | Zico Scorez | S | |
| +1.90 (2.13%) | 8.09 |