| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Gearalt Delap | 7 | +2.80 (40.00%) | |
| D | Jimmy McElroy | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| D | Alan Partridge | 10 | -0.40 (-4.00%) | |
| D | Will Ferrell | 9 | +2.90 (32.22%) | |
| D | Champ Kind | 9 | +1.20 (13.33%) | |
| M | Brick Tamland | 10 | +2.60 (26.00%) |   |
| M | Jeremy Kyle | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Ricky Bobby | 9 | +1.40 (15.56%) | |
| M | Geraldinho McMahoninho | 6 | +2.30 (38.33%) | |
| M | Charlie Winning Sheen | 4 | +2.20 (55.00%) | |
| S | Fernancow Torres | 9 | +0.30 (3.33%) | |
| R | Gerry Mac Mahon | 8 | -0.60 (-7.50%) | |
| 8.50 | +18.70 (18.33%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.40 (-5.00%) | 8 | Faron Alcazar | K | |
| +0.50 (5.00%) | 10 | Raymond Stantz | D | |
| +0.90 (11.25%) | 8 | Clay Walters | D | |
| +0.90 (12.86%) | 7 | Abdullah Muti | D | |
| -0.50 (-8.33%) | 6 | Barry Russell | D | |
| +2.30 (28.75%) | 8 | Otelo Eusébio | M | |
| +0.60 (7.50%) | 8 | Lachlan Torrance | M | |
| +0.30 (3.75%) | 8 | Baltasar Oriol | M | |
| +0.10 (1.25%) | 8 | Custódio Brás | M | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Peter Venkman | M | |
| +0.90 (15.00%) | 6 | Egon Spengler | S | |
| +6.60 (7.86%) | 7.64 |